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Post by Kitty on Apr 16, 2006 21:54:05 GMT -5
French accent : I DON'T WANNA TALK TO YOU NO MORE YOU .. EMPTY-HEADED ANIMAL FOOD TROUGH WATER ... I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER , AND YOUR FATHER SMELT .... OF ... ELDERBERRIES !
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Post by Gallone Gotico on Apr 16, 2006 22:07:02 GMT -5
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez
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Post by The Almighty Ruler on Apr 17, 2006 20:24:54 GMT -5
When life gets you down Weed brings you right back up!
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Post by Kitty on Apr 17, 2006 21:00:18 GMT -5
Freakshow : I just saw you two boys standing there on the side of the road and i HAD to stop and ask myself .................................. WHAT ... WOULD JESUS DO ?
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Post by The Almighty Ruler on Apr 18, 2006 19:21:40 GMT -5
Kumar: We're so high!
Harold: we're not low
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Post by Kitty on Apr 22, 2006 21:16:35 GMT -5
I HAVEN'T HAD A SHOWER IN 4 DAYS AND I ALREADY RAN OUT OF BEER !!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by The Almighty Ruler on Apr 22, 2006 21:37:41 GMT -5
DeeDee: Hello dear brother what have you got there?
Dexter: Nothing Nothing! you only see air
DeeDee: Don't be silly I love you very much
bing ding ling a ding dang *crash*
DeeDee: Oops! I guess I shouldn't touch!
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Post by Kitty on Apr 23, 2006 12:12:45 GMT -5
Dexter : NO DEE-DEE NO ! DO NOT PUSH DAT BUTTON ! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT DOES !
Dee-dee : * pushes button anyway and dexter is being pulled into his transportation thingy *
Dexter : DEE-DEE YOU STUPID - * disappears into the transporter thingy *
Dee-dee : Dexter ..... ? DEEEEXTR !? * shrugs and walks out of lab *
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Post by The Almighty Ruler on Apr 23, 2006 19:56:41 GMT -5
Uncle Phil: It's good to see you Judge Anderson
Judge Anderson: It's so easy to see you Phillip
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Post by The Almighty Ruler on Apr 25, 2006 20:09:20 GMT -5
Squidward: ATTENTION EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!
*silence*
Squidward: OUR WORLD!!!!!!!
*screams and chaos*
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Post by Kitty on Apr 28, 2006 16:35:48 GMT -5
You might be drunk and screw another guy BUT ................... you can never be stoned and screw a lesbian.
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Post by The Almighty Ruler on Apr 30, 2006 21:09:05 GMT -5
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE LOCKED IN A ROTTEN EGG FOR 6,000 YEARS! it's BORING
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Post by Kitty on May 15, 2006 17:10:09 GMT -5
CH : What ya got there ? LB : A cd . CH : What kind of cd ? LB : The kind with music on it . CH : What kind of music is it ? LB : The kind you listen to .
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Post by The Almighty Ruler on May 15, 2006 20:20:37 GMT -5
You can waste your life You can waste time You can waste money And you can waste food But if you waste beer I'M KICKING YOUR ASS!
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Post by Kitty on May 16, 2006 15:34:10 GMT -5
this is short , sweet , and to the point .....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................SAVE WATER DRINK BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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