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Post by The Almighty Ruler on May 20, 2006 21:11:38 GMT -5
It's so cold I can't even get drunk back here!
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Post by The Almighty Ruler on May 21, 2006 19:32:54 GMT -5
Many spainards are upset because their popular sport "the running of the bull" is being replaced by the even wildly popular sport "hit the bull in the beanbag with a rubber band and run like frickin hell"
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Post by Kitty on May 23, 2006 16:46:01 GMT -5
We'll see you and your pet iguana at practice .
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Post by The Almighty Ruler on May 23, 2006 21:14:21 GMT -5
Even though she's a puman any promise I make for money I keep.
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Post by The Almighty Ruler on Jul 9, 2006 19:12:04 GMT -5
POTC 1: Why is the Rum gone?
POTC 2: Why is the Rum always gone?
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Post by Kitty on Jul 16, 2006 19:26:08 GMT -5
Will : Where's Jack ? I won't leave without him . * turns around to see Jack getting chased by cannibals * * whisper kind of tone * Time to go .
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Post by Kitty on Jul 16, 2006 19:29:04 GMT -5
( i couldn't remember the chicks name so i am just putting Lady ok ? )
Lady : I require payment you know .
Jack : I got your payment right here > * shoots Barbosa's old monkey * Look ! An undead monkey !
Lady : The payment is fair .
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Post by The Almighty Ruler on Jul 28, 2006 19:40:10 GMT -5
Grr: Hello Floor. Make me a sandwhich.
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Post by Kitty on Jul 28, 2006 19:47:15 GMT -5
Some Guy : There are three things to life :
1)Love life
2)Get Paid
3)Get Layed <(i think i spelled it right )
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Post by The Almighty Ruler on Jul 28, 2006 19:55:15 GMT -5
(Laid dear LAID!)
If I wasn't due for that surgery, didn't have high blood pressure, and wasn't on those pills. I might just take tha Viagra.
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Post by Kitty on Jul 29, 2006 21:19:51 GMT -5
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Post by Kitty on Jul 29, 2006 21:21:28 GMT -5
( forget that last post . i messed up . but
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Post by The Almighty Ruler on Aug 15, 2006 19:29:48 GMT -5
(that's what the DELETE button is for)
Dr. Phil: Those kids are gonna be pissed
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Post by Kitty on Mar 4, 2007 13:54:54 GMT -5
( I DIDN'T SEE IT SO SHUT UP ! )
Bandouh (< however you spell it ! ) : WHAT DOES THE FATE OF MY BALLS HAVE TO DO WITH THE FATE OF MANKIND !?!?
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Post by The Almighty Ruler on Mar 6, 2007 18:33:40 GMT -5
Bam: Hey Dunn I just thought of a new hole
Dunn: What?
Bam: My foot up Raab's asshole
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