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Post by Kitty on Apr 16, 2006 13:09:31 GMT -5
The colonel was still in a daze to know what was going on though . After waking up so sunddenly and then clonking his head on Al's metal chest , he immidietly went right back to sleep . " OK . I think I should get you clean before you wake up again ." Al said after Roy passed out again . But with Roy being a guy and Al being a guy , Al went to go find Riza . " RIZA ? RIZA WHERE ARE YOU ? " Riza popped her head out of the office door and said " What do you want Al ? " with her voice coming out of nowhere ...... it made Al jump . " OH! There you are ! Look I need you to do something for me ........ " Riza stared at him coldly . " What do you want me to do for you this time ? " Al chukled slightly . " I heh heh .... I kinda need you to clean up the colonel for me ..... heh heh heh ...... " Riza immidietly went pink . After she let her face go back to normal color she shouted " YOU NEED ME TO DO THAT ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! " with Al starting to back up to the wall he weakly said " Well considering that I'm a guy and he's a guy ........... I kinda don't want to see certain things that he has . " .
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Post by The Almighty Ruler on Apr 18, 2006 19:15:53 GMT -5
Riza sighed "and what makes you think I want to see them? go get Havoc or someone to do it." she disappeared again. "What's the problem?" Ed asked
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Post by Kitty on Apr 21, 2006 21:11:07 GMT -5
Riza appeared ( again ) behind Ed . Her eyes were wider than normal and her voice ....... very , very freaky . " I KNOW WHO WE CAN GET TO DO IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " Ed jumped and turned and jumped again . Al simply asked " Who ? May I ask . " Riza got this evil little smile on her face . " LET'S GET ARMSTRONG TO DO IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
( Armstrong being gay ......................... I guess that explains the pink diamonds ! )
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Post by The Almighty Ruler on Apr 21, 2006 21:41:12 GMT -5
"Why would he want to do something like that?" Ed asked. Riza blinked "haven't you heard? we found out recently that Armstrong is GAY!!!!"
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Post by Kitty on Apr 22, 2006 16:27:36 GMT -5
Al shuddered at the thought . " SO THAT EXPLAINS THE PINK DIAMONDS THEN ............." the way his voice sounded made Ed crack up . " But seriously ....... do we want to put him through having to see Armstrong ..... RIGHT THERE ...... giving him a bath ? " Ed said after he calmed down a bit . Riza shook herself of the fear and spoke slowly " OH FORGET IT ! I'LL DO IT ! "
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Post by The Almighty Ruler on Apr 22, 2006 21:32:36 GMT -5
"Thank you Riza" Ed said "that would be alot of help, maybe after he is clean we will actually be able to do something with him."
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Post by Kitty on Apr 22, 2006 21:41:22 GMT -5
" Maybe . " Riza slowly picked up the unconcious colonel and carried him off to the bathroom . To break the long silence between the two , Al randomly asked " Can we take a trip to somewhere brother ? "
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Post by The Almighty Ruler on Apr 22, 2006 21:45:30 GMT -5
"And where would we go?" he replied "that we haven't already been to before."
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Post by Kitty on Apr 22, 2006 21:56:30 GMT -5
Al had to think hard for a few minutes . It took five minutes for the light upstairs to click on but he had the idea and said " AMERICA ! WE CAN GO THERE ! "
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Post by The Almighty Ruler on Apr 22, 2006 21:58:12 GMT -5
"Why?" Ed asked "it doesn't seem like a interesting place to me... unless.." he grinned evily "why don't we take Mustang with us to this 'America' and just leave him there."
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Post by Kitty on Apr 22, 2006 22:01:34 GMT -5
Al's face lit up more . " NO !!!! LET'S LEAVE MUSTANG HERE SO HE CAN BE TORTURED BY RIZA AND DON'T HAVE US TO DO ANYTHING TO ! LET'S TAKE WINERY INSTEAD ............ or something . "
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Post by The Almighty Ruler on Apr 22, 2006 22:04:39 GMT -5
"NO WE ARE TAKING MUSTANG!!!" Ed argued "I already have a plan for him formulating in my head."
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Post by Kitty on Apr 23, 2006 12:04:33 GMT -5
Al got a look of surprise on his face . " YOU are formulating a plan ! OH MY GOD ! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY BROTHER ? " right then , Armstrong walked in through the door . " What are you two boys planning ? " he asked . It was hard for Ed to hold back the laughter .
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Post by The Almighty Ruler on Apr 23, 2006 20:02:39 GMT -5
"It sure doesn't involve you Armstrong the-incredibly-gay-alchemist. It only invovles us and a certain bastard" Ed snapped.
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Post by Kitty on Apr 25, 2006 18:29:07 GMT -5
" And who is this certain bastard may I ask ? " Armstrong asked curiously . " That is for me to know and for you to never find out ! " Ed said in a cocky tone . Armsrong started to look at Ed with puppy eyes . " You should know better Armstrong . That only works with Al . " Armstrong turned away for a minute . " Will you at least tell me where you are going ? "
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